I have a fantastic memory. I can remember random things that nobody can.

I will remember the plant the intern in my team has at her desk. I will remember what “quote of the day” she had on her white board last monday. I will remember the full form of the shitty acronyms that the manager makes up in every quarterly meet. I actually read those “Meet your colleagues” mailers that HR sends every month. I remember random people’s life story – Where they went to school, what breed of dog they have, what crazy hobbies they have.
Expect me to remember my boss’s name? Sorry. That’s asking for too much.